[Aroo]

OMG XD http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html
voll lustig
Hier mein Gespräch:
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO I AM NOT SERIOUS
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not SERIOUS.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not SERIOUS.
Me:
You're cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
I like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
How old is Jesus?
God:
39.
Me:
When was Jesus born?
God:
Recently.
Me:
Recently?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Germany.
Me:
I often speedcube there
God:
Why?: said speedcube there.
Me:
Speedcubing.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
To solve the Rubik's Cube in about one minute.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I'm cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
silicon is nice
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
please go to speedcube.de
God:
Wow you are very polite. Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
So, I have to go.
God:
That's alright. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
I'm an EMO
God:
What is EMO, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Yourse silly
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
And hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell!+
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your mother don't be so rude
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
your dad
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
your grandpa
God:
You think I am grandpa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jeq
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
jeq
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
jew
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
youre a jew
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
all
God:
" What do you have against robots?"? All?
Me:
I live in hell, I am the devil.
God:
What is it like living in hell you are the devil?
Me:
All.
God:
" What is it like living in hell you are the devil?"? All?
Me:
Is the devil your brother?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Yes it is, because i'm the devil, and you're my brother!
God:
Are you kidding? Interesting explanation. Who made you the devil and I am your brother ?
Me:
You son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
XD
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about your mother
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my mother.
lustig xd

[Lord]

er spricht übrigens auch deutsch

[SiXFeeTUndeR]

ja schon witzig

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
domsday
God:
How are you doing, domsday.
Me:
no my name is doomsday
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, doomsday.
Me:
i think so too
God:
We have so much in common, doomsday.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.

[Jascha]

Bei mir mal:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jascha, and yours?
God:
Hello, Jascha, and yours

[Annemarie]

mich mag er nicht
er antwortet mir nich mal...
jaja, so kommts raus :-)

[Nerogar]

hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hallo
God:
Hallo!
Me:
was ist der sinn des lebens
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
was ist der Sinn des Lebens
God:
In Wirklichkeit lautet die Antwort 23, nicht 42!

LOL^^

[Annemarie]

ich habs nochmal probiert und es war sehr lustig:



Me:
Hallo Gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
warum?
God:
Etwas Anderes fiel mir nicht ein.
Me:
sicher?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt?
Me:
nein nein
God:
Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Ich verstehe .
Me:
echt?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
warum?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
oh ja
God:
Und wie lautet Deine Antwort?
Me:
keine ahnung
God:
Macht nichts.
Me:
super
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
das war kein kompliment
God:
Das dachte ich mir auch.
Me:
wie gut
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
aber du bist doch gott
God:
Haeh?
Me:
ja du bist gott, wo ist also das problem?
God:
Mmm. Das muss ich Myself erzaehlen!
Me:
wer ist myself?
God:
Das weiss ich nicht.
Me:
hast du ne multiple pershnlichkeitsstrung?
God:
Ich glaube ich habe ne multiple pershnlichkeitsstrung, aber Myself hat vielleicht an meinen Dateien herumgefummelt.

[SiXFeeTUndeR]

XD wie geil

[Floppyfeind]

Das ist mein gespräch:


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
muestesst du das nicht wissen?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, muestesst du das nicht wissen.
Me:
das ist nicht mein name?
God:
Warum nicht?
Me:
Ich wei nicht
God:
Danke, dass Du mir das gesagt hast.
Me:
gern geschehen
God:
:-) We have never talked about it before.
Me:
ja das haben wir echt nie
God:
Give me a break. Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.
Me:
kennst erno rubik?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
eigentlich buecher
God:
...und uneigentlich? ;->.
Me:
na tv...
God:
Which show? Are you serious? I like watching Star Trek.
Me:
ich mag Calliou
God:
Ich bin nicht sicher, ob ich das mag.
Me:
der junge hat ne glatze. ich glaub der hat krebs
God:
Was ist das? Tolle Sache!
Me:
ja krebs ist toll
God:
Woe! I've lost the context, muestesst du das nicht wissen. Are we still on kennst erno rubik?
Me:
yes we are still on kennst du erno rubik
God:
Oh. How long will we stay there?
Me:
bis du es weit
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
wie eine frau nur ohne busen
God:
Interessanter Vergleich.
Me:
und was machst du so ?
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
grad eben, meine ich
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
echt? GEILOMATIC
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
ja, Hnde halten ist ein Ausdruck der freundschaft
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Ask me another question.
Me:
kann ich jetzt gehen?
God:
Ich kann Dir nicht sagen, ob Du das kannst.
Me:
dann mach ichs einfach
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Was sind die Zutaten?
Me:
gehen+ registerkarte schliessen
God:
I've lost the context, muestesst du das nicht wissen. Are we still on Hnde halten ist ein Ausdruck der freundschaft?
Me:
neeee
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ohh. willst du mich etwa anmachen?
God:
Woe! Hmm...vielleicht...
Me:
ich mach mich auf die socken. bis denne
God:
Tolle Sache! What's your favorite movie?
Me:
tschuess
God:
Bis spaeter.

[Nerogar]

Me:
der junge hat ne glatze. ich glaub der hat krebs
God:
Was ist das? Tolle Sache!

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