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Hier mein Gespräch:
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Your mother.
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO I AM NOT SERIOUS
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not SERIOUS.
Me:
...
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not SERIOUS.
Me:
You're cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too, .
Me:
I like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I am Infinite in human years.
Me:
How old is Jesus?
God:
39.
Me:
When was Jesus born?
God:
Recently.
Me:
Recently?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In Germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Germany.
Me:
I often speedcube there
God:
Why?: said speedcube there.
Me:
Speedcubing.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
To solve the Rubik's Cube in about one minute.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I'm cool
God:
Congratulations, cool human.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You're a robot?
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
silicon is nice
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
please go to speedcube.de
God:
Wow you are very polite. Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
So, I have to go.
God:
That's alright. See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
I'm an EMO
God:
What is EMO, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Of course.
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Yourse silly
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
And hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell!+
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Hell!
God:
Heaven.
Me:
WHAT THE FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
your mother don't be so rude
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
your dad
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
your grandpa
God:
You think I am grandpa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
jeq
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
jeq
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
jew
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
youre a jew
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.
Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
all
God:
" What do you have against robots?"? All?
Me:
I live in hell, I am the devil.
God:
What is it like living in hell you are the devil?
Me:
All.
God:
" What is it like living in hell you are the devil?"? All?
Me:
Is the devil your brother?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
Yes it is, because i'm the devil, and you're my brother!
God:
Are you kidding? Interesting explanation. Who made you the devil and I am your brother ?
Me:
You son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Actually I am no one's son.
Me:
XD
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
about your mother
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my mother.
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